Welcome to my page, hellions.

Hi, I’m Legoman

. I’m basically an INFP who looks soft on the outside but has a sarcastic inner monologue so sharp it could cut through steel… or at least through my non-existent dating life. I take photos because the camera is the only thing in my life that actually listens to me.

I love K-pop — mostly Big Bang — which explains why my life peaked emotionally in 2015. I also dive into conspiracy theories like MK-Ultra and Illuminati symbolism, because clearly my life wasn’t chaotic enough already; I needed fictional chaos too.

Financial stability? Fashion? Romance? HAHAHA. I have none of the above. Zero commitment, zero drip, zero dates. The holy trinity of ‘bro I’m trying.’

I’m a homebody with a twisted sense of humor, a car that probably suffers as much as I do, and an Instagram feed I’m still trying to revamp into a narcissistic aesthetic even though I have the self-esteem of a cracked mirror.

Nice to meet you — I’m John. I don’t have my life together, but at least I’m aware, and honestly that’s my whole personality.”